The Things We Do for Friends

Archive 6.22.2006


The Things We Do for Friends

How often have you found yourself in an awkward parched position because of a friend? I have the story of all friend stories for you to add to your archive today.

My friend, we'll call "it" "Larry" for the sake of privacy, and I were on our way to the bank when I looked over and noticed that "Larry" had quite the mustache.
SIDE NOTE:
Now, I love "Larry" a lot and think the world of it . . . That being said I am taking some new medication that causes me to say and do strange things.

Being the friend that I would want "Larry" to be to me, I said, "What the HELL is up with the handle-bar mustache "Lar?" Easily amused, Larry took a quick peek into the vanity mirror and to it's surprise saw the hairy beast.

Then the conversation went something like this:

"What do we do?" . . . "Do you not have a mirror at home?" . . . "No!!" . . . "What do you use for make-up?" . . . "I don't wear that much make-up!!" . . . "Fooled me!!" . . . "Take me to the dollar store and your going in!" . . . "The things I do for you." . . . "Not a word of this to anyone!" . . . "Never!!"
"I counted the change forever and then the guy gave me a ton of change back . . . I was embarrassed." . . . "What?!?" . . . "This medication has made me an idiot." . . . "You are an idiot!" . . . "Bitch!" . . . "Give me some of your make-up (as it wipes it's fingers along my face and pats it's freshly shaven lip) all better." . . . "I've never laughed so hard!!!" . . . "Not a word!" . . . "Never."