Crack Head Neighbors, Urine, and FIRE!!

Archive 7.19.2006


Crack Head Neighbors, Urine, and FIRE!!

I know that the headline pretty much sums up the story but I feel the need to fill you in just a little more on the details.

The Night Before
I was taking Noodles for a walk and noticed my Crack Head Neighbors had a blazing garbage/brush fire going in their back yard (roughly about 50 feet from my property line) and became alarmed. Should I call the fire department? The police? What should I do? We are in the middle of an extreme drought and the wind is blowing like crazy. I thought it best to let it go for the evening and go to bed.

The Next Day
Around 2:30 the following afternoon I get a franctic call from my 15 year old babysitter who starts by saying, "I was scared I almost PISSED my pants!!" Then she told me that the neighbors house was on fire and my yard was on fire and it was close to my house. I left work after explaining the urine and fire to my managers.

I arrive home to see numerous rescue vehicles, cars, trucks, and about 2/3 of my yard looking like someone had dropped a bomb on it.

The Crack Head Neighbors
The neighbors were at the lake having a grand old time and came home much later highly intoxicated and didn't even apologize. And, it has been two weeks since this has occurred and not once have they offered to come over clean up any of the mess. We have done all of the clean up ourselves. BASTARDS!!